Romney’s secret

I watched the presidential debate with much interest. Mitt Romney stated that he would reduce the national debt not by raising taxes, nor by reducing spending, but by giving everyone in the country a well-paying job.

At first I was quite puzzled. How could any president give everyone in the country a well-paying job? I listened to Mr. Romney some more. If he became president, he said, he’d have everyone in Congress working together in a bipartisan manner beginning on day one.

I was amazed and, again, puzzled, at first. But by this time I had figured it out: Mitt Romney has a magic wand! I’m sure we should all vote for the man with the magic wand.

Catherine Nelson

Duxbury